princeofkawaii:

middleshiner:

why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay

(Source: middleshiner-archive, via amberlynnwegers)

toronjas:

I JUST SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK
O M G

toronjas:

I JUST SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK
O M G

(via partyintheussr)

(Source: frie-nds, via jeaannguyen)

  • Jesus: It's important to help those less fortunate than you. Treat them as your brother.
  • Christian Conservatives: *hurriedly turn the page*
bananafootneckass:

all these bitches is my sons

bananafootneckass:

all these bitches is my sons

(Source: vrazhda, via issaballin)

gloomyteens:

how i want to get proposed

(Source: klsekelsey)

hextina:

flirting with your crush like

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(via hi)

destiel:

trying to make a situation better and accidentally making it a worse
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(Source: scottish, via dirtylittledamsel)